Orthopaedic Puns

I stand corrected

But I stand corrected.

And not Dr Boner

But I stand corrected.

Mostly doing hip and knee replacements.

On a regular basis, someone will point to the X-ray screen and say: "will someone change the channel? I've seen this episode before"

It will be memory foam

I have strong memories

Think I got plantar fascitis while playing basketball, so I had to call up the orthopaedic doctor to set up an appointment.

Nurse: "You can just go to our Walk-In Clinic if you want to be seen today."

Me: "Walk-In Clinic? Isn't it more of a Hobble-In Clinic?"

Nurse: "..."

Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.

..said the man wearing orthopaedic shoes.

said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.