Five minutes later, ten barbers asked how I wanted my hair.
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
He said βoh, you want the Snyder Cutβ.
But I liked my new hardehardo.
Blew my mind. Iβve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
He said it was time to switch careers. But no matter what profession he chose or what career path he took.... he just couldn't cut it.
He knew a short cut
Mullet over
Because he took a shortcut.
They really need a hair traffic controller.
But he made do.
βNo son, I got them ALL cut!β
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
Just a hair...
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Today, I finally told him, "Because my hair falls out by itself."
I didn't have the heart to say, "You'll understand when you grow up."
It was about the only time male pattern baldness made sense to me.
.....I told him I'd mullet over....
For centuries, we've used our shop as a means of teaching the youngest of our lineage the importance of teamwork, the value of a dollar and, most importantly, the self-satisfaction felt in a job well-done.
In the past few weeks, it's been repeatedly brought to my attention that our youngest child, Sheeran, has been demonstrating particularly helpful and productive tendencies so, today, I felt it was finally time to experience the honor of rewarding his efforts, offering him the opportunity to join our workforce; to which he was nothing short of ecstatic!
I'll be honest, I initially withheld concerns that his excitement would subside once I explained the sorts of menial work I'd have to start him off on but, to my relief, he took no issue in hearing that his duties would mostly revolve around wiping our patrons' hair off of the chairs, and sweeping it up from the floor.
Sharing a moment of beautiful silence, exchanging our most heartfelt of smiles and basking in this pivotal moment of his development, I placed my hand on his shoulder and said, "Son...
You are really going to have your work cut out for you."
Unfortunately we all left alone... we all decided to get a crew cut.
Even though our hair is now the same, there is a striking difference between two of us.
Eucalyptus!
I told him it's growing on me.
That's a bang for my buck
I said I wanted a shortcut
He needed to dye
I said 'I thought is was supposed to be 10 for a haircut'. He said 'It is but I chopped off more than 1'.
As a matter of fact, Iβm dreading it.
He swung his hips, sang hound dog, and shaved it all off
and he asks me if I wanted it cut around the back
I replied no its fine to do it here
When he'd finished, he said, "Right Sir, that'll be $450,000 please."
He couldn't afford toupΓ©e his bills.
I told him I would mullet over & get back to him later
I said Justin Bieber doesn't get a haircut like that.
He said he does if he comes in here.
"Once around the block please."
So the barber asked how I wanted my hair. I replied, Shorter would be nice. I got a good chuckle from that one.
He took a short cut.
He took a short cut.
He took a short cut.
He took a short cut.
He took a short cut.
He took a short cut.
He took a short cut.
It was a close shave.
He said that when he goes, he get all of them cut.
He knew a shortcut.
