Country Singer Puns

A list of puns related to "Country Singer"

Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?

Rebar McEntire

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ May 21 2021
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Which country is filled with very poor singers?

Singapore.

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👤︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?

Dolly Pardon.

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👤︎ u/ThumbFuNinja
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.

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👤︎ u/tgglas
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be?

Gawrsh Brooks

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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How do you restrain a mentally ill country singer?

Use a George Strait jacket.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Did you hear about that country singer who was also good at yoga?

Kenny Chestknee

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👤︎ u/Rag1nKajun
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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Quote from Tug McGraw, baseball hall-of-famer and father of country singer Tim McGraw

A reporter once asked Tug if he preferred playing on grass or Astroturf

Tug's response: "I don't know, I've never smoked Astroturf"

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👤︎ u/za1reeka
📅︎ Jun 23 2015
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I am my father's son.

I asked what my sister was listening to, she says "LeAnn Rimes" and I says "with what?"

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👤︎ u/ecudorian
📅︎ Jan 22 2014
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