Pixie Puns

What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy?

The fairy of relativity.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/cman_yall

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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What's a pixie's favorite drink?

Sprite

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/gaiusnutcassius

📅︎ Dec 02 2019

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What would you call a lesbian’s penis?

Pixie stick

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/minimikjr

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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Just say no

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/inebriusmaximus

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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