In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I don't know much about vampire dwarfs
But they are a little bit...
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Whatβs the difference between a Dwarf and an Elf
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, βThatβs a little condescending.β
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︎ Aug 05 2020
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
Thereβs small medium at large
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︎ Aug 03 2020
A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...
...I'm feeling a little Flemish.Β Β cough
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I was robbed by 6 dwarfs today.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Did you hear about the recent dwarf survey?
It found 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What you do get from a dwarf cow?
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︎ May 08 2020
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
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︎ May 06 2020
During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America
Because you're looking a little chilly
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. I was shocked and appalled.
How could anyone stoop so low.
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︎ May 08 2020
What do you call a dwarf convict with a debilitating skin disease?
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︎ May 29 2020
When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?
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︎ May 13 2020
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
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︎ May 26 2020
You guys hear about that dwarf psychic that escaped from jail?
He's a small medium at large
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What do a midget and a dwarf have in common ?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
My dwarf wife has been feeling a bit down lately
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︎ Nov 16 2019
A dwarf was pickpocketed recently.
I dont know how someone could stoop so low.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs
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︎ Mar 15 2019
What do you call a dwarf in a supermarket?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I've just pickpocketed a dwarf
Can't believe I stooped so low
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︎ Jul 17 2019
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today...
I thought that was a little condescending
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
Thought to myself, βthatβs a little condescendingβ.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I just saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison.
I thought to myself... βthatβs a little condescendingβ.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?
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︎ May 24 2020
A dwarf clairvoyant just escaped prison
Police say there is a small medium at large
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What do you call a dwarf clairvoiyant who just escaped jail?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I got robbed by six dwarfs today.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...
...I thought to myself, thatβs a little condescending.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed
How could anyone stoop so low?
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Today I actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall
I thought to myself, βnow thatβs a little condescendingβ
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︎ Jul 01 2019
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison last night
Authorities are looking for a small medium at large.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?
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