My friend can only make textiles for people very far away...

He looms on the horizon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitor’s window?

A fabric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigIronOntheHip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I wanted to work in the textile industry...

but everything I touch dyes :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMillionthSam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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I wanted to get into coloring textiles

But I heard it was a dying industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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I want to tell a joke about fabric...

But I’m out of material.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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His whole life had built up to that moment.

I was on a college visit with my dad and we were walking through the textiles department. We walk into the loom room, which is a large room full of looms, and I knew immediately that something was coming. I looked at him and gave him a "don't you do it" look. We then walked into the dying room, which is a room where the students dye the fabrics they've just made on the looms. It was hopeless.

"Man, death was only looming in the last room. People are dying all over the place in here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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