11 Hilarious Furlough Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him, and it turns out he is a pilot on furlough, earning a bit of cash.

He did a lovely job of the landing.

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👤︎ u/decreasinglyverbose

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...

He made a lovely job of the landing!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.

Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.

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👤︎ u/chexmp

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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I have had a decorator in this week. Turns out he is normally a Pilot for BA, but has been furloughed due to Corona.

He did a lovely job of the landing.

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👤︎ u/Mr-Messy

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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Breaking news! Wineries across the country are forced to temporarily layoff employees.

It's being called the great Merlot furlough.

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👤︎ u/LunOverdose

📅︎ Jun 26 2020

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I worked a place with strict grooming guidelines but we are currently closed for the duration.

Due to social distancing and other issues I am not going to cut my hair or trim my beard for a time. How long? Furlough time.

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👤︎ u/xstofer

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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I shaved the top half of my cat this morning.

He's been furloughed too.

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👤︎ u/MattyK_They_Say

📅︎ Apr 04 2020

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Why isn't Santa coming this year?

Because he got furlough-ho-hoed

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👤︎ u/rufusjonz

📅︎ Apr 01 2020

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I'm a dog groomer

And I just got furloughed.

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👤︎ u/serpx

📅︎ Apr 28 2020

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We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work on the house. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.

He made a lovely job of the landing.

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👤︎ u/Tommadds

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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Just had a painter and decorator round, hes a furloughed Virgin Atlantic pilot.

He made a lovely job of the landing....

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👤︎ u/Retrotone

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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