Or just a low ha
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
He's always coffin
Because they're all still alive!!
There was no Escape.
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
Because it's forbiden.
They are key workers
40 kids is way too much by any standard
He replied: only gays get stoned here
Let bi-gongs be bi-gongs
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
Ban-ff.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
I interrupted her and told her that it is in fact called a toy-let.
Silence of the Lambeau
Because they have immunity.
Cantaloupe
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
Cus covid 19
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Inside jokes...
Because it goes 27 mph.
He wasn't "granite" permission.
Yesterday, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
Because they are grandfathered in!
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
After all it is her thirty second birthday
Because he is not a tax-evader.
It’s considered to be a personal fowl.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
Since he started dating, his girlfriend would chastise him to great lengths everytime he felt the need to fart.
After they got married, the situation was maintained. He couldn't possibly fart near his wife. Sometimes he had to leave the house, just to pass some gas.
When he was really old, he died peacefully during in his sleep while lying on his back. She called the undertaker, so the arrangements for the funeral could be made.
When the undertaker rolled the man of the bed, there was a massive fart. The undertaker looked to the now widow to see how she was going to react, but she simply said:
"No need to chastise him anymore. Hee can RIP in Peace!"
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Only a low ha.
They are only allowed a low ha.
inside jokes :D
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