When the flood receded... (A Math joke)

Noah let out all the animals. Two by two, they disembarked from the ark.

As Noah breathed a sigh of relief, the two snakes that were on the ark came up.

โ€œNoah, Noah!โ€ they cried. โ€œCan you get us some logs?โ€

Noah, groaning, complied with the request.

Months pass. Noah is making some food in his home when the two snakes he gave logs return with their kids. A lot of them.

They ask, โ€œCan you get us more logs?โ€

Noah, clearly pissed, says, โ€œFine. But why the hell do you need logs to reproduce?โ€

The dad snake replies, โ€œOh, weโ€™re adders, we need logs to multiply.โ€

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What is it called when a dog leaves a vehicle?

Disembarking.

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