When dad took the family to Florida, we finally got to see the place his boat was docked as a child...

It was good to see dad's berth place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchor. I knew the real answer, but I was alone so I decided not to argue.

It was the pier pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Found out my son jumped the water by the docks

He was pier pressured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/battebatmand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him β€œno.”

Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.

It was foreboding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I've started a boating business from my attic.

The sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why do boats never go to sleep after they leave the dock?

Because they leave a wake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logun30
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why did the magician insult the dock?

He wanted to diss a pier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve_ideas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.

Too much pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I never wanted to go to the docks, but after my friends pestered me for an hour I finally gave into pier pressure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bandit_TFR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"

It was an Otis wedding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.

I guess I found my self in a real β€œpara-docks”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacobob3831
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What does a fish do when it gets sick?

Sea kelp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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It's a pair-a-docks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris103103
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock.

The clock struck one.....the others escaped with minor injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hmoney720
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My friend Richard bought a new house only to rebuild as ugly as he could. All his new neighbors hate him.

It was a Dick move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodegen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Working as a dock hand is hard,

but it's wharf it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totally80s
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why did the sunken dock feel anxious?

It was under pier pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCCoolbucket
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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How do you know if a dock has good morals?

It doesn’t succumb to pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeywebs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...

It's just a berth mark, he swears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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The state passed a new regulation that you can only have one dock at a boat landing.

Because if you had two it would be a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmunkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.

Quoth the raven, β€œNever moor.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Where did the Dock go for advice?

Pier counseling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigler198
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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A couple of my favourites...

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

And then these work as a one-two punch:

I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.

And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Someone pushed me off a dock today for singing poorly.

I guess I was off quay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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So a boat was having second thoughts about docking on a port.

Why?

Because of pier pressure.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why does a dock master check wander out onto the docks? To be amongst his piers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trajanman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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How do you ensure a dock gets a fair trial?

Have it decided by a jury of his piers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServalSpots
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear about the helmsman who crashed his boat at the dock?

He had an accident at berth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthearistocrat
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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An escaped prisoner was captured down at the docks.

They were harboring a fugitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Why did the Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side?

When they dock, they can scan-di-navian...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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Did you hear about the study done about boat docks? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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If your house doesn't have house numbers on it,

you need to address that situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Where does a stock broker dock their boat?

Port folio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x5685
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...

...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Villainero
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Why did the dock cave in?

pier pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reachingnexus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Where does a boat go when it’s sick?

The dock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fonz136
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why didn’t the boat dock?

Too much Pier Pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChingChongMan123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What does a boat do when it’s sick?

It goes to the dock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Narwhal3515
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why didn't the boat dock?

Too much pier pressure..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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