When dad took the family to Florida, we finally got to see the place his boat was docked as a child...
It was good to see dad's berth place.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchor. I knew the real answer, but I was alone so I decided not to argue.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Found out my son jumped the water by the docks
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My friend keeps asking me if Iβll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him βno.β
Honestly, Iβm feeling a lot of pier pressure.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I've started a boating business from my attic.
The sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why do boats never go to sleep after they leave the dock?
Because they leave a wake.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Why did the magician insult the dock?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I never wanted to go to the docks, but after my friends pestered me for an hour I finally gave into pier pressure
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What did the boat say to the pier?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
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︎ Jan 21 2020
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighborβs dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real βpara-docksβ
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What does a fish do when it gets sick?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
It's a pair-a-docks
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︎ Apr 06 2019
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one.....the others escaped with minor injuries.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
My friend Richard bought a new house only to rebuild as ugly as he could. All his new neighbors hate him.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Working as a dock hand is hard,
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Why did the sunken dock feel anxious?
It was under pier pressure
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︎ May 31 2019
How do you know if a dock has good morals?
It doesnβt succumb to pier pressure.
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︎ Sep 22 2019
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
The state passed a new regulation that you can only have one dock at a boat landing.
Because if you had two it would be a paradox.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.
Quoth the raven, βNever moor.β
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Where did the Dock go for advice?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
A couple of my favourites...
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.
And then these work as a one-two punch:
I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.
And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Someone pushed me off a dock today for singing poorly.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
So a boat was having second thoughts about docking on a port.
Why?
Because of pier pressure.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Why does a dock master check wander out onto the docks? To be amongst his piers.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now Iβm
Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
How do you ensure a dock gets a fair trial?
Have it decided by a jury of his piers
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︎ Oct 24 2018
Did you hear about the helmsman who crashed his boat at the dock?
He had an accident at berth.
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︎ May 14 2018
An escaped prisoner was captured down at the docks.
They were harboring a fugitive.
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︎ Nov 26 2016
Why did the Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side?
When they dock, they can scan-di-navian...
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?
It experienced pier pressure.
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︎ Aug 18 2013
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︎ Aug 03 2018
If your house doesn't have house numbers on it,
you need to address that situation.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Where does a stock broker dock their boat?
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︎ Mar 09 2017
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...
...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
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︎ May 20 2018
Why did the dock cave in?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Where does a boat go when itβs sick?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Why didnβt the boat dock?
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︎ Apr 29 2018
What does a boat do when itβs sick?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why didn't the boat dock?
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︎ Apr 02 2018
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