Old boat docks never die…
My friends invited me to do drugs on the docks
The Pier pressure is heavy
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says “My wife’s an angel
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
Found out my son jumped the water by the docks
My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him “no.”
Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.
I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.
Why do boats never go to sleep after they leave the dock?
Because they leave a wake.
Why did the magician insult the dock?
My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
I never wanted to go to the docks, but after my friends pestered me for an hour I finally gave into pier pressure
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one.....the others escaped with minor injuries.
Why did the sunken dock feel anxious?
It was under pier pressure
How do you know if a dock has good morals?
It doesn’t succumb to pier pressure.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
The state passed a new regulation that you can only have one dock at a boat landing.
Because if you had two it would be a paradox.
Where did the Dock go for advice?
Someone pushed me off a dock today for singing poorly.
Why does a dock master check wander out onto the docks? To be amongst his piers.
Did you hear about the helmsman who crashed his boat at the dock?
He had an accident at berth.
How do you ensure a dock gets a fair trial?
Have it decided by a jury of his piers
An escaped prisoner was captured down at the docks.
They were harboring a fugitive.
Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?
It experienced pier pressure.
Where does a stock broker dock their boat?
What do you call a small insect which lived at the docks that's being shipped to another country because it is no longer important?
What did the fisherman do when he needed to borrow a boat from another dock?
He took out a pier to pier loan.
If you only have one dock, so you go back in time to build yourself another dock, what do you have?
A paradox.
If you freeze it, then it's paradoxicle
So there's this half-man, half-frog looking thing that lives under the docks...
If a boat is on trial for crashing into a dock...
...does it get a jury of its piers? Because that seems a little unfair
Working on the dock with my dad and uncles
We were trying to pull the dock in to do some work on it and it was a little bit windy so it was difficult to pull in by hand with a rope. One of my uncles asks "Do you have a winch?" My other uncle responds: "They're all up in the kitchen doing dishes!"
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...
...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
Why did the dock cave in?
Why didn’t the boat dock?
Why didn't the boat dock?
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