I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
He is Sirloin.
Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.
Gorilla wharf heir.
Working as a dock hand is hard,
but it's wharf it.
Got my wife while traveling in SF...
After visiting Chinatown, went to the Fisherman's wharf at night.
Wife sees shop with nice looking - non junky, Chinese items priced very high Wife: Look! It's like Chinatown, just way nicer and more expensive! Me: You might even call it....Fine Chinatown
I got both an eye roll and a groan. It was great.
My Daughter Was Not Pleased
My family spent an afternoon at Fisherman's Wharf. My daughter and I were taking pictures of the sea lions. Several of them started making noise. So I said to my daughter,"The sea lions saw you. They're saying Dork, Dork, Dork".
