A list of puns related to "Terminals"
....and it's sexually transmitted.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
He recently pasta way...
Since when is getting a headache at the airport such a big deal?
Hearing aids
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
Hasta barista baby.
Aisle B, back
Pasta La Pizza Baby!
They said it was grounds for termination.
I said decaf.
The Exterminator
A Sarah Goner
I hope it's not terminal.
With a Skynet!
He responded, “Aisle B, Back”
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Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!
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I’ll be bok, bok, bok.
My doctor says it’s terminal.
Aisle B, Back
The speeds for both are now known as "terminal velocity".
Exterminators
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
It's the firing squad.
He was an ex-terminator
She said "Aisle B, back".
I'll be Bach.
Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger
Now they call me the ex-terminator.
as an exTerminator
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
Cannoli do so much.
Now hes just a pizza history.
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
The exterminator.
Aisle B, back!
My doctor says it’s terminal
Aisle B. Back
I think it may be terminal
I'll be Bach.
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