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Wharf Puns

A list of puns related to "Wharf"

I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...

I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...

It's just a berth mark, he swears.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.

He is Sirloin.

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👤︎ u/SoVeryKerry
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.

Gorilla wharf heir.

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👤︎ u/jeromocles
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Working as a dock hand is hard,

but it's wharf it.

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👤︎ u/totally80s
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Sailor Moon [x-post /r/pics]
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👤︎ u/machine_pun
📅︎ May 24 2015
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Got my wife while traveling in SF...

After visiting Chinatown, went to the Fisherman's wharf at night.

Wife sees shop with nice looking - non junky, Chinese items priced very high Wife: Look! It's like Chinatown, just way nicer and more expensive! Me: You might even call it....Fine Chinatown

I got both an eye roll and a groan. It was great.

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👤︎ u/partyeh
📅︎ Aug 05 2015
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My Daughter Was Not Pleased

My family spent an afternoon at Fisherman's Wharf. My daughter and I were taking pictures of the sea lions. Several of them started making noise. So I said to my daughter,"The sea lions saw you. They're saying Dork, Dork, Dork".

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👤︎ u/pblood40
📅︎ Jan 31 2014
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