Theoretical Fizz-ics
A fizzician
He can make beans talk.
He has a doctorate in theoretical fizz-ics
But actually he loves pop culture.
It's a seize and de-cyst order!
What ales you?
He was really living up to his name, Will Dolittle
The Inator-Inator
and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.
The dirty bastard.
He said "you're full of shit."
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He cured dry meats.
Me: Dr dr, i always take s poo at 8:00am sharp, every morning,!
Dr: sorry I don't see how that's a problem.
Me: I wake up at 9:00am...
It was about time
Nurse Salt.
He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.
It was gut-wrenching.
I asked, “Are you sure?”
He said, “I’m COVID-19 positive.”
What follows is a transcription of our conversation
Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives
Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success
Me: He's just doing his Civic duty
Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight
Me: On their Odyssey through life
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
Because his wife died
Disney hurts!!
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Theoretical Fizz-ics.
