"Move t'ward the rudder, matey!" The captain yelled.

"Aye aye, cap'n," the first mate said as he gave him astern look.

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Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...

...because everyone has clogs.

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Did you hear about the paddle sale at The Boat Store?

It was a big Oar deal.

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How do you steer a boat in Amsterdam?

With a Dutch rudder

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📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Who is a cow's favorite country artist?

Dairyus Rudder

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Funny aviation puns anyone?

I work at the FAA and saw this in the hallway. I thought, what other funny aviation puns could I come up with. "Never chase a tail unless it has a rudder", yeah I know that one was bad, but thats kinda the point. ha.

Can you think of any?

https://preview.redd.it/zlo54gedpyr31.jpg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e64460aa20806921c6aaa0ed5c3d3fd68fa5d8

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👤︎ u/fremontAve
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How to you get milk from boats?

Their rudders.

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Where do you get boat's milk from?

The rudder.

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👤︎ u/c4p080
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My college roommate's dad told this one

A pirate goes into a bar, with a ship's wheel (the kind that changes the direction of the rudder) sticking out of his pants. He awkwardly waddles up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender pours the pirate a drink remarks that the wheel looks very uncomfortable. The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's steering me balls!"

Yes, that was the punchline. Every single time.

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