Last name Tiller.
So I'm varnishing a sailboat tiller at work and I just put the second coat on it. I went to my boss and I was like I just put a second coat on the tiller. He looks at me straight faced with no sarcasm in his voice and was like "why was it cold" then just walks off.
My father and I had a pretty great relationship, along with my cousins, we would spend a few hours a day on the family farm working on various chores.
One day while working in the farm I claimed to Dad
"I can't wait till I can plow my girlfriend tonight"
"Girls don't like to be plowed son, they like to be tillered"