Rudder Puns

A list of puns related to "Rudder"

"Move t'ward the rudder, matey!" The captain yelled.

"Aye aye, cap'n," the first mate said as he gave him astern look.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...

...because everyone has clogs.

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👤︎ u/lieslieslieslieslies
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Did you hear about the paddle sale at The Boat Store?

It was a big Oar deal.

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👤︎ u/Jacq1987
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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How do you steer a boat in Amsterdam?

With a Dutch rudder

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👤︎ u/ajac91
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Who is a cow's favorite country artist?

Dairyus Rudder

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👤︎ u/PHATstuFF21
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Funny aviation puns anyone?

I work at the FAA and saw this in the hallway. I thought, what other funny aviation puns could I come up with. "Never chase a tail unless it has a rudder", yeah I know that one was bad, but thats kinda the point. ha.

Can you think of any?

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👤︎ u/fremontAve
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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How to you get milk from boats?

Their rudders.

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👤︎ u/S-k-e-l-e-d-o-n-e
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Where do you get boat's milk from?

The rudder.

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👤︎ u/c4p080
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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My college roommate's dad told this one

A pirate goes into a bar, with a ship's wheel (the kind that changes the direction of the rudder) sticking out of his pants. He awkwardly waddles up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender pours the pirate a drink remarks that the wheel looks very uncomfortable. The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's steering me balls!"

Yes, that was the punchline. Every single time.

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👤︎ u/penguinland
📅︎ Oct 28 2013
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