I have a friend who owns a yachting business, but had to work from home due to the pandemic...
Now his sails are through the roof.
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I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
My Son just told me this one:
Son: I can spell Yacht!
Dad: Ok, spell Yacht
Son: Y-A-H-T
Dad: You forgot the C
Son: No, itβs under the Yacht
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︎ May 22 2021
What did the German millionaire say about his yacht?
.... It's verboten
Made up for my son when he was 5 forever ago
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Did you hear about the Yacht builder that had to work from home?
His sails went through the roof
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
There once was a ship
My mom walks into my room
Mom: David how do you spell Yacht
Me: Y-A-H-T
Mom: isn't there a C in it?
Me: I hope not otherwise it's sunk
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︎ May 23 2021
My yacht passenger was rude to me when he gruffly asked "how will we embark upon our trip?"
So I told him to shove off.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why is βyachtβ spelled that way instead of like βyot?β
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︎ Dec 27 2019
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
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︎ Jan 28 2020
French guy, showing off his yacht collection: This is Un. Here is Deux, Trois, Quatre and, finally, Six.
Her: Where is the 5th?
French guy: Cinq.
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︎ May 15 2019
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
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︎ Mar 10 2015
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
36 foot yacht
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︎ Sep 17 2018
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Best game to play on a huge boat?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Iβd like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
Iβd like to get the best of boat words.
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︎ Jul 09 2018
My dad wants a yacht
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︎ Oct 15 2013
What does the yacht inspector do?
Makes sure everything is ship shape.
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︎ Jan 08 2017
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
A couple of my favourites...
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.
And then these work as a one-two punch:
I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.
And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
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︎ Nov 06 2013
I was thinking about buying a luxury boat
But it costs a yacht more than I thought
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I donβt believe in boats
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Have you ever been on a party boat?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What game do sailors love most?
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︎ Jun 01 2019
The Wong and White wedding
While in high school, Dana White met and fell in love with David Wong. After a few months the couple decided to get married. Dana insisted on getting married at sunset on the ocean on a yacht. The big day finally arrived and both families joined together to head out for the wedding. The captain of the yacht, checked the weather and saw a storm brewing. He advised the party it was not safe to travel out, but Dana and David both insisted they were going to get married on the ocean at sunset, so everyone loaded up and the boat departed. Sure enough just as the captain was performing the ceremony the storm hit, and the boat capsized killing everyone aboard. The next day the head of the the NTSB, Mr. Perry made this statement. It was a stormy night. So many Wong's and Whites. Neither would change their headstrong ways. The sea was in a rage. The captain turned the page. Their dying wasn't worth what they paid.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
What do you call a dumb boat?
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︎ May 16 2018
My favorite nautically-themed dice game...
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︎ Nov 24 2016
We've got two.
I was telling dad (a Bostonian) about Larry Ellison's massive private yacht.
"Yeah? I've got two yachts. A front yacht and a back yacht."
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︎ Sep 02 2013
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic
Sales are through the roof
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I recently opened a yacht business in my attic
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Jun 27 2019
I've started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Aug 31 2017
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year
The sails are going through the roof
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︎ Dec 25 2016
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