Then it hit me.
It ain't easy
I just want to know the cutoff date.
The dad said βitβs a home-in-oneβ
Fore!
In case I got a hole in one
Are they just meta-fores?
Good thing since I got a hole in one.
But whatever fore?
A little birdie told me golf puns are a great way to make friends, so I thought I might as well join the club. I had to wedge myself into a car to get there, and boy did I realize the irony of doing so when I met the driver! He handed me a bunch of donuts, and I was so happy, there was a hole in one! When I got to the club, the driver kept telling me he had to put the car into par for it to stop moving! So I got of of the car and walked through the door only to realize that my driver had ditched me. Talk about rough right?
Anyway, thats all the golf puns I have for now, say for this last one.
Tee-hee!
They have 2 back legs and fore legs in the front
I have fore arms.
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+legs+does+a+horse+have > Six legs
> All horses have two legs at the back. They also have fore legs at the front. That makes it a total of six legs.
Infinity. It's got its forelegs in front and its two rear legs in back, and fore plus two is 6. Six is an even number but it's an odd number of legs for a horse to have, and the only number that's both odd and even is infinity. Q.E.D.
fore! fore! ...
Fore shadowing.
It's fore stories.
Happened over text message: http://imgur.com/fNLRgpZ
Him: Yeah man...I went golfing like for times last summer, I want to go more regularly this year so I don't suck quite so much haha
Me: *fore times. FTFY
Him: Jesus. A little early in life to be making dad jokes, don't you think?
Me: I'm not Jesus, I'm Kevin.
Him: Goddammit.
As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.
True storyβhappened today. Hardy har harlsberg.
Two legs in the back, and fore legs in the front.
It had two legs at back and fore legs at the front!
They have 2 back legs and fore legs in the front
Six : Fore legs, and two hind legs
