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Bow before the all mighty
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My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...
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What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
You should buy a bow and arrow.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Bow down to your master, peasants
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I'm going to bow out of my Introduction to Boating class
The instructor's way too stern!
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Bows are really good weapons
Their only drawback is the string.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
That's not the bow of the boat
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?
Because he wanted to look sharp.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Takes aggressively violent bow
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︎ Oct 29 2019
I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
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︎ May 24 2018
I failed shop because I couldn't handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Guy chose a crossbow instead of a bow.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Did you hear that SchrΓΆdinger broke his bow?
Now, his arrows are and aren't pointless.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Bow Hunting
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Dracula told me to bow in his presence, you could say I was...
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Cupid is always seen using a bow
Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros
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What do you call a bow in Spanish?...
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︎ Feb 02 2019
A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
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︎ Oct 23 2015
What if someone made a bow that shot water?
I think it would be called a rainbow. It seems like a really colorful idea. I bet it would really shine.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
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︎ Aug 22 2018
An Archer was selling me a really nice bow for a low price.
I was suspicious, so I asked: "What's the catch?"
To which he replied: "Second-hand bow. No strings attached."
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why did the chicken say, βMeow, oink, bow-wow, mooβ?
He was studying foreign languages.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
When the police were chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...
I tell you, it was a narrow escape.
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︎ Aug 02 2016
Why did the bow legged cowboy get fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together.
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?
It turns out he was de-ranged.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...
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︎ Jan 10 2019
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Orion recently fired his bow into a coffee shop.
He was hunting star bucks.
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︎ Dec 25 2017
Bow down before 'Nice One Dad', the website gatekeeper of the worst dad puns known to man.
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︎ Jan 01 2018
What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?
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︎ Nov 15 2017
This is the company that makes the giant bows they put on cars at dealerships.
imgur.com/qG1H5ie
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Mom: huh. They didn't put bows on the gazebo this year. Dad: So does that make it a gaze?
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