Pi-rated but funny. Credits: u/GallowBoob
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pradyumna_somani
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for Β£1.75...

...a chicken and mushroom pie for Β£1.60 and an apple pie for Β£2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you Β£2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is Β£1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for Β£1.95.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

Credit goes to an excellent joke making friend of mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sassy-andy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Dad joked a fishy customer and got dad joked in return.

I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'

He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'

Who know there were so many dad's out there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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