Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?

It's tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What is always the score at the end of a β€œbest-of-three” match?

One won one, and one won two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hokie_hi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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She won't let the other guys score
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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The score
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pegacornian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Do you know what they call the ability to predict sports scores?

ESPN.

(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVDREW
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.

I said, β€œit’ll be 0-0.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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If you can see the box scores before the game even starts...

You must have ESP-N!

( ΰ²  ΝœΚ–ΰ² )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soylent_X
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What's the Score?

Me: 4 to 3

Friend: You're up?

Me: No, this is America

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyBeebs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Polos versus Trebor mints, Polos score! And the whole crowd goes menthol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I can tell you the score of any football game before it starts.

It's zero to zero !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyrus_Imperative
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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A woman texted her husband, asking him to rate how attractive she is from 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest score...

After reading her husband's short and quick reply, the woman happily called her husband and said, "Aww, you didn't have to send me the heart symbol as a reply to my question. How sweet of you!"

Her husband then said, "What heart symbol? I meant to say that I rate you as less than three!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AesSedai99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts,

0-0.

Watching march madness reminded me of this gem from the old man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dupreesdiamond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Did you hear about the tennis player who did not score?

They didn’t score, but they still made love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imitaisskii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I was playing tennis with my friend, and he got angry when I tried to write the score on his arm.

I swear, you can never count on that guy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyx__Avatar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Whenever Sweden and Denmark play on a match, the score says SWE-DEN

and the remaining letters are "DEN" and "MARK"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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At a soccer match with Julius Caesar, Brutus asked, "What's the score, O Caesar?" Caesar replied...

"8-2, Brutus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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My dad told me he knows the score of the next Superbowl before it even happens

Its 0 to 0, of course thats the score before the game even starts

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Hey, What's the score?

me: It's 1 to 3.
roommate: For?
me: 5, 6, 7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4doors_morewhores
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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Hey kids, what's the score?

It's a Tide Ad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myopinionstinks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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He always knows the score to the big game

Tonight after the Iron Bowl, he said, "I knew the score before it began!" I asked him how he could make a claim like that and he said, "It's always 0 to 0 at the beginning."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawyerwelden
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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What's the score between the ocean and the beach?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fitzgerald1337
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Have you seen the score between the Ocean and the Beach?

It was tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clay2099
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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