I’m in great shape except for my pudgy midsection.

It’s my core weakness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A friend saw my stomach one day, and told me I had a very hairy midsection

I told him if that's what he thought, he should really take a look at the intersection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catatonicpotato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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My coworker had a pile of timepieces on his desk.

All morning he was tying them together with a piece of string and then wrapping them around his midsection. At noon I figured he could use a break, so I invited him out for lunch, but he said, "No, thanks, I'm watching my waistline."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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