What do you call a sad melon

Melon-choly

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📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Why do melons have to plan their marriages?

Because they Cantelope

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👤︎ u/rei7689
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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Got my friend abandoned by his family for a vacation.

Him: I'm so mad. My whole family is in Milan right now and I'm stuck here at school. Me: Would you say you're feeling a little Milan-choly?

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👤︎ u/delawahoo
📅︎ Apr 09 2015
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