I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrooke
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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He got me after we ate lunch

My father and I were snowboarding and we stopped for lunch and we both ate. I had a burger, he had a bowl of chili. Didn't think much of. Later we get back on the chair lift and he just won't stop FARTING. He says to me, "Man that chili gave me a lot of gas." to which I responded with, "No shit." to which he responded, "Not yet." *cue shitty laughter from him and a slightly annoyed son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syncrogram
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Frog legs

Friend's Dad was at a bar/ restaurant and asked the waitress "Do you still have frog legs?" When the waitress said yes, friend's Dad said "Why don't you hop back to the kitchen and get me a bowl of chili."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAdd24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2013
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My Mom dad joked me.

I went out to get some chili for the both of us, passed her a bowl of it.

"Woah, that's hot!"

"Well, it is chili."

"No, It's hot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarethPanther
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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