Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?

Because it’s got a marrow waistline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My coworker had a pile of timepieces on his desk.

All morning he was tying them together with a piece of string and then wrapping them around his midsection. At noon I figured he could use a break, so I invited him out for lunch, but he said, "No, thanks, I'm watching my waistline."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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