Waistline Puns

A list of puns related to "Waistline"

New documentary about American waistlines:

Girth of a Nation

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👤︎ u/13toycar
📅︎ Aug 22 2021
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It's taken me ages, but I've made a belt out of old watches.

It turned out to be a waist of time.

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👤︎ u/EndersGame_Reviewer
📅︎ Dec 04 2022
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Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?

Because it’s got a marrow waistline.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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My coworker had a pile of timepieces on his desk.

All morning he was tying them together with a piece of string and then wrapping them around his midsection. At noon I figured he could use a break, so I invited him out for lunch, but he said, "No, thanks, I'm watching my waistline."

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👤︎ u/startrektoheck
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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