Waist Puns

A list of puns related to "Waist"

Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/relentless_wrinkle
📅︎ May 17 2021
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If a belt made of watches is a waist of time...

Then a belt that has a diagram of the solar system must be a waist of space.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Was your waist the 16th president of the United States?

...cause those hips don’t lie

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👤︎ u/connolnp
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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When I woke up from an operation, the nurse leaned over and said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

So I fondled her boobs.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Don’t waist your vote!
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👤︎ u/forgiving_constantly
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Waist of time
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👤︎ u/LordSaumya
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Not the best, but not a complete "waist" of money
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👤︎ u/alphadragoon89
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Only 3 stars for waist of space...
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👤︎ u/Deb_Eternity
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Didn't waist any time with that pun!
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👤︎ u/tacobitch91
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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I'll do anything for a below waist transplant

This is a new low to me!

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👤︎ u/Constant__Pain
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Went in for a psychiatric evaluation and the shrink asked me to strip from the waist down!?

He said: Well, I can clearly see your nuts

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👤︎ u/7PrawnStar7
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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Would be a shame to let this pun go to waist.
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👤︎ u/danarchist
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Terrible joke, only 3 stars.

Edit: I've been told there is a triple star system and a binary pair so it may be 6 star joke

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👤︎ u/Memelord2131
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?

When you're upside down.

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👤︎ u/twowheeledfun
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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Turns out that , the curvy girl I knew died yesterday . What a waist!
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👤︎ u/TheExist3r
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Did you hear about the new boxer with a disability that prevents him from lifting his arms past his waist?

All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.

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👤︎ u/riffengo
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Waist of Time
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👤︎ u/tremblantois
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
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👤︎ u/Shy_NaughtyMuslim
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Waist
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👤︎ u/Juvero07
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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The more a belt is used, the more it goes to waist reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/Astro_Gab
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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A man walks into a psychologist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap around his waist.

The doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts!"

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👤︎ u/billdanbury
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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If I linked enough watches together to make a belt, it would be a complete waist of time.
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👤︎ u/Yeah_righto_mate
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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Iunno, seems like a waist of money
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👤︎ u/scottshott
📅︎ Jun 11 2015
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This joke is like tying a watch to a belt - A waist of time!
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👤︎ u/King-of-the-Snekes
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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I hate seeing how much food in America goes to waist.
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👤︎ u/diamondeyes18
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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this is just a waist of time imgur.com/TV9ZbAh
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👤︎ u/redditor36
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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What did the elbow say to the waist when it did something cool?

That’s hip.

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👤︎ u/goatymacgoatface
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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I won the slim waist trophy

Glad I got that one under my belt.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/betchhxx
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Orion’s belt is such a waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only three stars.

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👤︎ u/rlbustos
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

Ok, it's not that funny, only a 3 star joke

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👤︎ u/snowdaruma
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Orion's Belt is a waist of space

I give it three stars.

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👤︎ u/adventuremama
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space
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👤︎ u/Nathan_Explosion__
📅︎ Dec 27 2015
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I tied all my watches into a belt, it was a waist of time.
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👤︎ u/Internal48
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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Orion's Belt is a big waist of space

Terrible joke, only 3 stars

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👤︎ u/michael_kessell2018
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

It's not that funny. Just a 3 star joke.

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👤︎ u/Georgeofthebunghole
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Orion’s Belt is a huge waist of space.
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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.
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👤︎ u/Antonioooooo0
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Orion's Belt is a terrible waist of space

Yeah, I know... it's a terrible joke. That's why I only give it 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/CarpalTunnelVision
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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Orion's Belt is a big waist of space..
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👤︎ u/PachaFerrera
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Orion's Belt is such a waist of space.
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👤︎ u/RedLanceVeritas
📅︎ Feb 20 2018
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.

Poor joke. Only 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/chanderjeet
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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The constellation Orion's Belt is a waist of space.

That was a terrible joke. I rate it 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/Strange_Bedfellow
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time
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👤︎ u/125bench
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space

Terrible joke. Only three stars.

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👤︎ u/dhmtbykr
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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