It’s a little known fact

That cow farts come from the dairy air.

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📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call it when you wipe your derrier with a Sham Wow?

Shampoo

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👤︎ u/3ternalz
📅︎ Sep 15 2016
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What are you if you inherit a milk farm?

A derriere.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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The air at a dairy

Smells like a cow's derriere

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👤︎ u/dmdeemer
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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I was traveling past the dairy when my friend says...

Ahhh the sweet smell of derrier.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Pulled this on the wife about 5 minutes ago in bed.

So I'm taking a shower and she "accidentally" busted ass in the bathroom. Hot shower + smelly fart = not a good time. Fast forward to right before bed time and I make fun of her for what she did. She says "youre the one that got me a milkshake. You know what happens when I have dairy."

Me: Yes, clearly it comes out of your derriere.. I laughed and she said if she wasn't half asleep she would have laughed harder.

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👤︎ u/USAFHART
📅︎ Jul 01 2015
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What's that smell?

Was at the local dairy with the family because they have a large baseball diamond and a few smaller ones for the Little League. As we were walking by the main building, my 10 year old son says "What's that smell?" Without skipping a beat I said, "That's the derriere......."

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👤︎ u/Snikpoh09
📅︎ Oct 08 2013
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