What did the hotdog say to it’s bun?
Ketchup! I’ve mustard all my strength to help you!
I got dad joked by my 3 year old daughter at dinner today: "Hey do you have a bun?" I asked her.
"NO I WANT A WHOLE BUN"
She's well on her way to being the dad I never had
-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
I was in a food fight at school & accidentally hit the principal with a stale cafeteria bun...
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
I started a bun company
But I couldn’t raise the dough
Petition to name every joke about bread a bun
What kind of dance do buns do?
Why don't hamburger buns ever get along?
There's always beef between them.
My girlfriend is not pleased with my buns
PsBattle: This Dog inside of a Hot Dog bun.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
Awesome dad! Thanks for getting cinnamon buns.
Don’t thank me, son, it was your mom who suggested we try a little roll play.
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
My kids asked me why sesame seeds are on burger buns.
I replied,
“Well actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”
A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema
During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?
- Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~
The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?
- Cause the buns has different fillings~
Bread + Headphones: Breadphones. Well this isn't a pun it's a bun. (Sorry)
My young son “said” he made dinner today. He brought me a banana like balloon on a hot dog bun. Confused I said “ummmm.. thank you .. but...what’s this??”
He said it’s a Halloweenie!
Why was the bun so happy to see the hotdog?
It was expecting the wurst.
My girlfriends buns for all to show
Son: "Dad, do you have a man-bun?"
Me: "Knot on top of my head!"
Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, “You mean just like the ones grammar used to make?”
My grandad was a Baker before he went into the army, he went in all buns glazing
Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
My German sausage didn't come with a bun...
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
Synonym buns and synonym rolls are basically the same dessert
This hipster got upset when his man bun was cut off
What happens to old sesame buns?
Their hair starts reseeding.
The Bun Huggers Lounge in Flagstaff, AZ has "additional parking in rear."
My roommate ran out of buns and used the last of my flatbreads for his breakfast this morning. He didn't find my response amusing.
The lone Subway worker was too busy today and ran out of buns, so there was only flatbread left*
He didn't rise to the occasion
*true story
If cinnamon buns weren't allowed in your religion
would it be called a SINnamon bun?
I told my dad I burned my buns making hamburgers.
He told me to stop sitting on the grill.
Elephants and buns
Thanks to /u/Pirsuit:
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How does an elephant ask for a bun?
raises arm so his nose is touching his upper arm
Can I have a bun please?
Buns
Dad: "We're going to go to the store and grabs some buns and get some bread for the hamburgers"
Mom: rolls eyes
Someone posted on Facebook " I just made some synonym buns"
I replied, "Oh, just like the ones grammar used to make?"
Why weren't the hamburger buns getting along?
There was a beef between them!
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