A list of puns related to "Buttocks"
Arse skin for a friend.
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.
ICU baby, shaking that ass
Arse skin for a friend
When you are afflicted by Heaven with pain down your back, buttock, and hamstring: SCIATICA D'SHMAYA.
Buttocks
Source - from the jokes forum.
When you fart, your buttocks (butt talks)
This was my contribution to my daughter's prom tonight.
Posted it to FB and gave my daughter some advice:
[daughter],
Today I learned that ironing is good meditation. While getting your dress ready, I came up with some rules:
Rule 1: Do not sit down in this dress, even (especially!) in a car. Sitting down will cause wrinkles, especially in the buttocks area. Long, 3-mile hikes to the high school can be very romantic.
Rule 2: Do not eat or drink in this dress. For fluids, since your arms will be bare, might I suggest an IV. For solids, have your manservant (aka "date") feed you with a long spoon while you wear one of those full-body aprons like at the barbershop.
Rule 3: Do not dance in this dress. Dancing--especially "touching" dancing--can cause wrinkles. If you really must experience physical contact during the slow dances, your date may grasp non-dress parts of you, such as your forearms or head.
Have fun at your first prom!
Love, Dad
Mom: All these Hollywood people inject drugs in their butt to make them bigger.
Dad: What buttocks ?
Arse skin for a friend.
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