Glute Puns

I really like to look at her butt-ox!

I think I am gluten free now.

I might have assthma, butt it could be type two diabooties. I hope these puns aren't bumming you out, they're just for the crack. I don't mean to be cheeky, although I might be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Butt some of them are easy to get behind

You don't have to be anal about it, its not like you're the butt of the joke. I mean anusthing is possible, I think I'm getting to the rear end of these puns now.

It's asstounding how long this is lasting. I mean I don't want to half-ass it. Okay, I'll leave out the back door, but its so dark out, I can even see the full moon!

Just kidding I'm back.... side. Okay okay I'll bring it to a robust end. It's all behind me now.

That was a pain in the butt.

He wanted to get his acetoned.

Why did the guy with gluten allergy skip leg day?

'Cause he couldn't train his glutes!

Massage Therapist: (Going over where is and isn't okay to massage) And where do you stand on your glutes?

Me: Well normally I sit on them but you're free to massage them.

He asked, "why do you need to knead the dough?"

Me: To create gluten.

Him: Ohhhh. Well can I knead your butt? grabs and gropes my butt

Me: My butt already has glute-en!