A list of puns related to "Garbage Bin"
“You wanna take this outside?”
He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a man sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out ‘Hey! Where’s ‘ya bin?’
The guy replies ‘I’ve been in Florida’
The garbage man says ‘No, no. I meant where’s your wheely bin?’
The guys says ‘I’ve really been in jail but I tell everyone I’ve been in Florida’.
So around 130 this morning I heard someone using a circular saw outside my apartment. I got out of bed pissed off and saw through my window two people were cutting apart the fence surrounding our garbage bins and stole it.
After 2 hours of unsuccessfully trying to fall asleep, I went out for a smoke and saw a cop car in our lot. Somebody had made a noise complaint and the police responded.
I spoke to them and after giving them a description of what I saw (they found the entire situation hilarious) I asked them "so would you consider this a fence offence?"
Groans were had by all.
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