I ran after the garbage truck yelling β€œam I too late for the garbage?”

The driver stopped and said β€œNo, jump right in!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What does a cafeteria and a garbage truck have in common?

They're both Mess Hauls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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A garbage truck is the coolest vehicle ever...

It has eight wheels...and flies

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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I just got dad joked by a garbage truck

Their slogan is, "Our business stinks, but it's picking up."

Got to work, and I'm still groaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armoas207
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

Credit goes to my nine year old. He's a dad in training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mootpoint23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Dad joked at work today.

At work we we have a large fireplace we use to heat the shop in the winter. Occasionally a sign shop down the street gives us some long cardboard tubes (think toilet paper but longer and thicker) that we can burn. It's a win-win situation that gets rid of their garbage and provides us heat for the winter.

Anyways I pick up the tubes and come pulling in the shop with a truck bed full. I start unloading when my boss comes up to help out. Upon seeing the tubes he makes the shaka sign (surfer hand symbol with thumb and pinky out) and says "Tubular".

I physically groaned at this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitKatMasterRace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfalberto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What has 4 wheels and flies ?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What has two wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connorclarkee_e
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What has 4 wheels and flies

A garbage truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anondevil46
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerSTDs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_OneTonSoup
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/botlkek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What has six wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What has 8 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZangeonS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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What has six wheels and flies?

A Bin Lorry. (Garbage Truck)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoZed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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