What do you call a pile of cats.

A meowtain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sal_Mandeni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowtain

This is my and my daughters favorite joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/storiesaremagic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I was thrown on a pile of clocks

I fell on hard times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:

Deja poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.

I told him that he's only got his shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motorwayman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.

When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A Meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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The worst thing about having Piles is...

Its such a pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badjuju_Gamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?

He made himself a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A man died today when a pile of books fell on him

He only had his shelf to blame

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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TIL about the big pile ups on the Cretaceous highway.

They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I told me son he was a big pile of sheet

It was more of a blanket statement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cauterberri
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?

A Smoregasbord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastedSoaps
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I just watched my wife trip and drop the pile of clothes she just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why did the safety manager insist that a big pile of LSD be removed immediately from the factory floor?

He felt it was a real tripping hazard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you hear about the gardener who fell into a pile of his fertiliser and suffocated?

They had to do a compost-mortem.

(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fortytwoblaqk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I just fell face first in to a pile of herbs..

Now I'm parsley sighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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TIL about a truck full of antelopes that stopped suddenly on the freeway and caused a 15 car pile up.

it was braking gnus.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it

I must've lost my memory

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

heh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gottamemethemall
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.

I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?

Russle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glassishalfull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head

He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoointhepool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I hate having piles

Such a pain in the arse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPoltergeist67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?

It’s just plain common scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.

But I’m just grasping at straws here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propagansus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shininglice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Today I was crushed by a pile of books

I've only my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Police say a man died after being crushed under a pile of books

He only has his shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a giant pile of cats?

A meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EveningGiraffee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a giant pile of cats?

A meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SillyString111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meeow-tain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A "Meow-tain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3cxT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a pile of cats ?

A Meowntain !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orgelkonzert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What do you call a massive pile of cats?

A meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Almighty_Hobo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call a pile of cats

A Moewntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaffa_54
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Police say a man died after being crushed under a pile of books

He only has his shelf to blame.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drod328
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call a large pile of cats?

A meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrblindfire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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what do you call a pile of kittens?

a MEOWtin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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