I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phelyan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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I tried to put a new bag in my bin, but it kept saying, "NO,NO,NO," and wouldn't go in...

It was a refuse sack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Osama Bin Laden never took showers..

Because he just loved using bath bombs too much..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you say when your stationary bin starts moving?

Bingo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Always Half Bins!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePowerE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I got a rubbish bin from Ikea...

It wasn’t very good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What did the frog say when it browsed the used book bin?

Reddit, Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Caught my wife going through the neighbours bins...

She's not nosey, just terrible at parking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What happens to a recycling bin after you crash into it on your bike?

It becomes a decycling bin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattA2930
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Do you know what Osama Bin Laden's nickname was?

Ben

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZEZ73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Since you bin gone
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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This bin's rubbish v.redd.it/o5v0nkh3viy11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fm369
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I went to an auction today where they were selling a cheese grater once owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

It was the grater of two evils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Osama Bin Ladder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexy-ass-cow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why did the mushroom dealer get rid of his small bins?

Because there wasn’t mushroom

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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If you were carrying a large quantity of bins...

... would that make you bin laden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosskillington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Every garbage day, my dad points at the bin, pokes me on the chest and yells,..

β€œYou wanna take this outside?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Osama bin laden took a ancestry test and found out he was 78% middle eastern 8% chololate and 14% coconut

It was due to the bounty on his head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodogg14
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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I can't even handle this bin imgur.com/a/Au4qL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nozbaz176
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Someone took my broken trash bin, but they left theirs.

I don't know who it was, but I have a lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugamn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I once tried to vault a bin, but my hands went right in.

I felt rubbish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judansuki
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I attempt to throw my empty Pepsi can into the nearest bin reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ort0810
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Did you know bin men don’t get trained how to do there jobs

They pick it up on the way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuruptkruger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Son: I need a new rubbish bin, mine is broken

Dad: Is it because your's is a trash bin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Got my roommate after he took out the bins

Our bins had been overflowing for weeks and neither of us wanted to take them out. One day I get home from work to find the bins emptied. My roommate says "I ended the bin Cold War"

And my reply was "Well I guess that makes you Garbagechev"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TahMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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"You wanna know something? You are really really ugly," I said to the pack of bin bags.

"Have you lost your mind?" asked the woman next to me.

"No," I said, "Look on the label. It says they're degradable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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A coworker tried fitting an aluminum can into the paper slot of a recycling bin, and it got stuck.

I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cl350rg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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[Challenge] Sheik Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamCropper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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I want to make a career out of designing bin bags

Even if I am terrible at it, they would still be garbage bags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenContact
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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Every time I go back to my parents house and am asked to take the bins out.

Me: Where's your bin?

Dad: On holiday.

Me: No where's your wheelie bin?

Dad: I wheelie been on holiday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hooof_hearted
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Bin raiding/ trash raiding

Got my kid with this one yesterday,

Me: Here wee man, you ever been caught bin raiding?

Wee man looks confused and says no.

Me: Well you must be very good at it.

Wee man shakes head and walks away from me.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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