They were out of Control.
Luckily I found an Escape.
I got Home eventually.
It was a refuse sack.
Because he just loved using bath bombs too much..
Bingo!
It wasnβt very good.
Reddit, Reddit
She's not nosey, just terrible at parking!
It becomes a decycling bin.
Ben
It was the grater of two evils.
Dad: I havenβt been anywhere!
Because there wasnβt mushroom
... would that make you bin laden?
βYou wanna take this outside?β
It was due to the bounty on his head
I don't know who it was, but I have a lid.
I felt rubbish.
They pick it up on the way
Dad: Is it because your's is a trash bin?
Our bins had been overflowing for weeks and neither of us wanted to take them out. One day I get home from work to find the bins emptied. My roommate says "I ended the bin Cold War"
And my reply was "Well I guess that makes you Garbagechev"
"Have you lost your mind?" asked the woman next to me.
"No," I said, "Look on the label. It says they're degradable."
I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."
So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.
Any ideas?
Even if I am terrible at it, they would still be garbage bags
Me: Where's your bin?
Dad: On holiday.
Me: No where's your wheelie bin?
Dad: I wheelie been on holiday!
Got my kid with this one yesterday,
Me: Here wee man, you ever been caught bin raiding?
Wee man looks confused and says no.
Me: Well you must be very good at it.
Wee man shakes head and walks away from me.
Dad: I havenβt been anywhere!
Dad: I havenβt been anywhere!
