It wasn’t very good.
Reddit, Reddit
Because everything is a Target.
I’ll take my ban now.
It becomes a decycling bin.
She's not nosey, just terrible at parking!
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
It was the grater of two evils.
They were so bad they should be Putin the bin
Because there wasn’t mushroom
“You wanna take this outside?”
I don't know who it was, but I have a lid.
I felt rubbish.
... would that make you bin laden?
It was due to the bounty on his head
So my kids are clearing the dishes after dinner, it’s their job every day. My daughter was scraping all the scraps in the bin, which contained some food. Son: “Jeze Lauren you need to be more considerate, every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”.... Ded 💀
They pick it up on the way
Dad: Is it because your's is a trash bin?
I always put them in the bin straight after I buy them
Our bins had been overflowing for weeks and neither of us wanted to take them out. One day I get home from work to find the bins emptied. My roommate says "I ended the bin Cold War"
And my reply was "Well I guess that makes you Garbagechev"
He uses a Sheikh Weight.
I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."
Even if I am terrible at it, they would still be garbage bags
So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.
Any ideas?
...Pick them up and put them in the bin.
You don't eat things off the floor Malcolm
(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
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I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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