Osama Bin Laden never took showers..

Because he just loved using bath bombs too much..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you say when your stationary bin starts moving?

Bingo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Always Half Bins!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePowerE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I got a rubbish bin from Ikea...

It wasn’t very good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What did the frog say when it browsed the used book bin?

Reddit, Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guru_in_flannel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Caught my wife going through the neighbours bins...

She's not nosey, just terrible at parking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What happens to a recycling bin after you crash into it on your bike?

It becomes a decycling bin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattA2930
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Do you know what Osama Bin Laden's nickname was?

Ben

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZEZ73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Since you bin gone
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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This bin's rubbish v.redd.it/o5v0nkh3viy11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fm369
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I went to an auction today where they were selling a cheese grater once owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

It was the grater of two evils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Osama Bin Ladder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexy-ass-cow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why did the mushroom dealer get rid of his small bins?

Because there wasn’t mushroom

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Every garbage day, my dad points at the bin, pokes me on the chest and yells,..

β€œYou wanna take this outside?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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If you were carrying a large quantity of bins...

... would that make you bin laden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosskillington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Osama bin laden took a ancestry test and found out he was 78% middle eastern 8% chololate and 14% coconut

It was due to the bounty on his head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodogg14
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Someone took my broken trash bin, but they left theirs.

I don't know who it was, but I have a lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugamn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I once tried to vault a bin, but my hands went right in.

I felt rubbish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judansuki
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I attempt to throw my empty Pepsi can into the nearest bin reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ort0810
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I can't even handle this bin imgur.com/a/Au4qL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nozbaz176
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Did you know bin men don’t get trained how to do there jobs

They pick it up on the way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuruptkruger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Son: I need a new rubbish bin, mine is broken

Dad: Is it because your's is a trash bin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Got my roommate after he took out the bins

Our bins had been overflowing for weeks and neither of us wanted to take them out. One day I get home from work to find the bins emptied. My roommate says "I ended the bin Cold War"

And my reply was "Well I guess that makes you Garbagechev"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TahMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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"You wanna know something? You are really really ugly," I said to the pack of bin bags.

"Have you lost your mind?" asked the woman next to me.

"No," I said, "Look on the label. It says they're degradable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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How does Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum exercise to stay healthy?

He uses a Sheikh Weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zebra_Placenta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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A coworker tried fitting an aluminum can into the paper slot of a recycling bin, and it got stuck.

I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cl350rg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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[Challenge] Sheik Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamCropper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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I want to make a career out of designing bin bags

Even if I am terrible at it, they would still be garbage bags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenContact
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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Every time I go back to my parents house and am asked to take the bins out.

Me: Where's your bin?

Dad: On holiday.

Me: No where's your wheelie bin?

Dad: I wheelie been on holiday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hooof_hearted
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Bin raiding/ trash raiding

Got my kid with this one yesterday,

Me: Here wee man, you ever been caught bin raiding?

Wee man looks confused and says no.

Me: Well you must be very good at it.

Wee man shakes head and walks away from me.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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