Saddam Puns

A list of puns related to "Saddam"

What did Saddam Hussein and cheese makers have in common?

They both had curds in their whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why didn’t Saddam Hussein know how close U.S. soldiers were to finding him?

He lived under Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagerbombastic0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Where does Saddam Hussein have his breakfast?

Where Tariq Aziz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obh36
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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What do you call a Saddam Hussein impersonator?

A saddist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Saddam Hussein: how did you get rid of the body, son?

Uday Hussein: in a Baghdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussain had many things in common...

Like both having Kurds in their way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carl0071
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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Why was Saddam Hussein's house great for large parties?

It was full of Ba'ath rooms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imbiss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3pointstonibbadore
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What is the name of the dictator who is deaf?

Saddam Huss Hein?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TioMephi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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A father in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag...

She said, β€œThanks for the Baghdad.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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Pets, puns and dictators

Help wanted from r/puns!

I am planning to make my girlfriend a picture calendar for 2015 of some dog/ cat based puns of famous dictators. I'm running short of ideas, and so am turning to Reddit, given their penchant for all things pets and puns.

My ideas so far:

Adolf Kitler

Chairman miaow

Kitty Amin

Ho chi(huahua) Min

Robert Pugabi

Colonel Catdafi

Saddam Hussaint Bernard

Benito Pussolini

Fidel Catstro

I'm looking to Reddit's collective pun power to generate some more ideas. Help me punslingers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddallthat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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