What is a doctor's favorite bingo number?

Benign

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What's a BINGO-playing Oncologist's favorite number?

B9.

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I was playing Bingo with my girlfriend's family for Christmas Eve, and her dad always announces the numbers

Everytime B-9 comes up, he says:

"B-9... not malignant."

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📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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Didn't know this was a thing that people actually do

Dunkin donuts lady in the airport yelled out a number for a customer and he belted out "bingo!!!" I walked a couple steps and did a double take to be sure of what I heard when she called his number again, another "BINGO!!!" I groaned as I passed

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Bingo!

For some reason my entire family plays bingo every year on Christmas. And every time my dad draws and reads all the number-letter combos. And every year he waits patiently until he can say his favorite dad joke: Oh, thank goodness it's not malignant... (pause for emphasis) It's B9!

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👤︎ u/tsatugi
📅︎ Apr 20 2014
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