Someone took my broken trash bin, but they left theirs.

I don't know who it was, but I have a lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugamn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Bin raiding/ trash raiding

Got my kid with this one yesterday,

Me: Here wee man, you ever been caught bin raiding?

Wee man looks confused and says no.

Me: Well you must be very good at it.

Wee man shakes head and walks away from me.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Did you know garbage men don't get any training?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puddlejumpers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Son: I need a new rubbish bin, mine is broken

Dad: Is it because your's is a trash bin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Went to go help my dad throw out cans and bottles into the trash can.

Dad: You need to throw away the aluminum cans into a separate trash can instead of the recycling bin.

Me: Why?

Dad: Because that’s your college fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisH100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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