What did chewy spray on his best friend after he climbed out of the trash compactor?
My son was trash talking Jim Morrison, so I sent him to his room.
Nobody slams the Doors in my house
Me: Dad I took out the trash!
Dad: Why did u come back then?
Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To the dump
To the dump
To the dump dump dump
Me: Honey, did you recycle the old computer, or just throw it in the trash?
My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.
What do you call a filled trash can?
How do you make trash soup?
When your trash can isn't really yours.
Trash men
Landed this on my six year old yesterday
Looks like the trash men are outside arguing.
How do you know Dad?
I just heard one of them yell this job is garbage!
Lost on him. But I have been laughing fir a day
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
What do you call trash that has existed since 1200 BC?
Garb
Because it doesn't age
Idk if this exists already or not but I made it up
Wife yells from kitchen: Babe, we're almost out of trash bags...
I yelled back: Well why do you keep throwing them away?
I got a very stern look.
I bought a smart trash can that reminds me to take out the trash
Now it keeps trash talking.
What does a painter have in their trash can
My boss asked me if I wanted to take the trash out or fix the roof
I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
Imagine being such a literal piece of trash...
Last October, I was walking through the cemetery and I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft halloween monster themed mac and cheese...
It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.
When I broke my leg, my nice neighbor offered to take out my trash.
That’s an offer I can’t refuse.
Where do you throw your trash at night?
What do you call it when a light bulb is falling into a trash can?
I’ve been trying to throw away my trash can for weeks
but the garbageman keeps forgetting to take it.
I think I’m done buying trash bags.
I always end up throwing them away anyways.
When you drop a lightbulb in the trash can . . .
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
What do you call lizard that throws trash on the ground?
I keep telling my boyfriend I don't want trash lying around the house
So he finally took the hint this morning and moved out.
Wife told me to take out the trash, so i ask her where she want to eat for dinner tonight.
Wife: honey put out the trash
Why, I didn’t know it was on fire
Someone took my broken trash bin, but they left theirs.
I don't know who it was, but I have a lid.
I keep having to remind my wife & kids not to throw aluminum in the regular trash.
Their commitment to recycling is uncanny.
Was putting out the trash only to discover someone has lost control.
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I had to throw rotting chicken in the trash.
How would you know when to take out the trash can?
I’ve asked my son to stop putting trash in the ocean
But he keeps going back in
The cop says, "You can't throw your trash here!"
But officer, the sign right there says, "Fine for littering."
I saw a bust of Cassius Clay made out of trash
[Request] puns about trash
Starting a waste removal company and looking for some punny name ideas. Dirty puns allowed - I'll clean it up, if needed.
As my friend shot a piece of cheese into the trash can
I have a name for my good friend who throws trash on the floor
A jogger sees a man in the park throwing his dog's toy in the trash. He stops and asks the man why he's doing this. The man says, "The ball has a picture of a dog printed on it." The jogger, still confused, asks what's wrong with that?
The man replies, "Something about it feels wrong, dude. It just feels like CanineBallism."
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