Let’s Trash Talk

my pick up is Thursday. how about you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadGrandpaDragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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That's some trash talk for ya'!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Trash Talk

I'm at college orientation and a janitor knocked over a metal trash can which made a loud noise. A father walks into the room and said, "A lot of trash talking going on in here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgetful_face
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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My son was trash talking Jim Morrison, so I sent him to his room.

Nobody slams the Doors in my house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceromilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Trash talking my golf buddy this morning

Him: I have blisters from my new shoes!

Me: that's not going to be your only agony of de feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkledunkle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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What language do garbage collectors speak?

Trash Talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What language do dumpsters talk in?

Trash talk! (My little brother made this joke, I'm proud of him)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsItKevinito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I heard the garbagemen fighting the other day

They were trash talking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_cy
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I bought a smart trash can that reminds me to take out the trash

Now it keeps trash talking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baimev3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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My Mother once called me a son of a B**ch

So I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, and then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then she hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I was walking by the dump and heard voices yelling at each other,

Trash talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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My wife asked why there was a group of trash men in my neighborhood chatting with one another.

I told her they were talking trash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaydingAway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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Happened a few mornings ago when pulling out the drive way.

I noticed a bird on top of our trash can tweeting away. i told my wife that he was talking trash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llBLAZENll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srjablon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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I went on a boat with my dad

While we were eating lunch, one of the passengers asked if we would have to fish out any trash that fell overboard and my dad told him not to talk about his fellow passengers like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annie_fly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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My dad just came to town last night and got me with one this morning.

Me: I will be off by ten as long as the open top dumpster doesn't show up. Dad: I just got to town last night and you're already talking trash?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaaaaaWing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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