I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
I was gonna make a joke about airline food...
...but it was too plane for my taste
Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?
How does United Airlines treat their passengers?
The cheap, sketchy airline I fly only does red-eyes....
It's a real fly by night operation
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...
He made a lovely job of the landing!
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!”
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
Which airline do apples enjoy flying with the most?
Kansas airlines won’t let you use baggage claim for unruly children
Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
Went on a trip a few years ago and the airline asked me if I had any baggage.
Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!
Airline food is disgusting
It just isn’t on the same level as homemade and restaurant food
The missus just told me airlines are selling their ready meals to the public.
Dad: They'll never take off.
What’s an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?
Why don't vultures use airlines?
They're not allowed carrion luggage.
I hear that airline travel.....
What’s the deal with airline food? (COVID-19 Themed)
Dad: What’s the deal with airline food?
Kid: I don’t know dad, what?
Dad: I don’t know either I’m quarantined
I have a problem with airline food...
Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
I'm going to start an airline company
I think it would take off
Why don’t airline pilots get speeding tickets?
Because they are above the law.
I was on the phone to an airline rep booking a flight.
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'
But I made money out of Finnair.
What's a researcher's favourite airline?
Question Air.
>!Because questionnaire. It's awful, I know.!<
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…
I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage
I tried suing the airline that lost my luggage
A man sued an airline after losing his luggage
Let's just say he lost his case
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
Had a painter round. He said he was a laid off US Airline pilot ..
Made a great job of the landing ..
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
A man took an airline to court after they misplaced his luggage.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said you don’t have much of a case.
I sued an airline for losing my luggage
BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline company to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.
Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
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