I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, βWindow or aisle?β
I laughed in her face and replied, βWindow or youβll what?β
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I was gonna make a joke about airline food...
...but it was too plane for my taste
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
How does United Airlines treat their passengers?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
The cheap, sketchy airline I fly only does red-eyes....
It's a real fly by night operation
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
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︎ Aug 29 2020
American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches youβve never heard of but need to try
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...
He made a lovely job of the landing!
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, βI want to sue the airline!β
The lawyer said, βYou donβt have much of a case.β
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︎ May 17 2019
Which airline do apples enjoy flying with the most?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Kansas airlines wonβt let you use baggage claim for unruly children
Guess Iβll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
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︎ Jul 12 2020
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
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︎ May 18 2020
Went on a trip a few years ago and the airline asked me if I had any baggage.
Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Airline food is disgusting
It just isnβt on the same level as homemade and restaurant food
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︎ Jan 09 2020
The missus just told me airlines are selling their ready meals to the public.
Dad: They'll never take off.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Whatβs an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Why don't vultures use airlines?
They're not allowed carrion luggage.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I hear that airline travel.....
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Whatβs the deal with airline food? (COVID-19 Themed)
Dad: Whatβs the deal with airline food?
Kid: I donβt know dad, what?
Dad: I donβt know either Iβm quarantined
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I have a problem with airline food...
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I'm going to start an airline company
I think it would take off
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Why donβt airline pilots get speeding tickets?
Because they are above the law.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I was on the phone to an airline rep booking a flight.
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
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︎ Nov 28 2019
To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'
But I made money out of Finnair.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What's a researcher's favourite airline?
Question Air.
>!Because questionnaire. It's awful, I know.!<
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︎ Jun 17 2019
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggageβ¦
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I tried suing the airline that lost my luggage
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︎ Jul 28 2020
A man sued an airline after losing his luggage
Let's just say he lost his case
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︎ Jul 20 2020
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
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︎ May 20 2020
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didnβt turn up...
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, βYou donβt have much of a case.β
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Had a painter round. He said he was a laid off US Airline pilot ..
Made a great job of the landing ..
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
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︎ May 17 2018
A man took an airline to court after they misplaced his luggage.
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︎ May 02 2020
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said you donβt have much of a case.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
I sued an airline for losing my luggage
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︎ Aug 08 2019
BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline company to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
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