Headway Puns

My younger brother was so desperate about having an A+ in his English exam that he said that he'd be going to hell if he didn't do so.

He didn't get an A+, which I fully used to my advantage.

"How did the test go, bro?"

Got an A-...

"I guess you're on the headway to hell now."

He never groaned more in his life.

I lead the worship team at church and I'm the only one with a key to the instrument room. I went to get the key and when I came back, my keyboardist was banging his head on the door over and over.

I said, "were you just gonna try breaking it down like that? I do have a key."

He replied, "well, I thought I was making good headway."

He may have a head injury. Also, he's in his fifties.