Concessions Puns

A list of puns related to "Concessions"

I opened a Concession Stand at the World Cup selling Vietnamese food, but apparently it wasn’t very authentic.

So I called it FIFA Faux Pho.

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👤︎ u/TheProcesSherpa
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Working the concession stand at the ball park and someone asks me for extra cheese on their nachos.

Me: oh you are an overacheeser. Lots of groans not sure they will ask me to volunteer again.

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👤︎ u/IamAmyzing
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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My wife and I are having movie nights at home now, and making our own popcorn and drinks.

It's not easy, but these days we all have to make concessions.

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👤︎ u/edrinshrike
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why did the church's carnival have no food?

They misheard concession stand for confession stand

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👤︎ u/hallothethird
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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I always try to show my appreciation for the people at the movie theater who sell me my popcorn, soda, candy, etc.

After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.

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👤︎ u/gideonindc
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Tips for colleges

I remember when I was little, I’m 40 now, my dad and I were at a concession stand at a ferry terminal, probably Edmonds-Kingston. There was a tip jar that had a sign, ‘Tips for college.’ My dad quipped, ‘Don’t go to WSU.’

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👤︎ u/pjhadster
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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Little sister dad joked our Dad

So me and my family went on a whale watching trip on a Sunday afternoon. We were hungry so me, my dad and my sister waited in a concession stand line to buy snacks while we were on the boat. My dad tells my sister to grab what ever she wants and she looks at him with the biggest smile and says "Oh don't tell me that dad, Ima go...over board". Highlight of the trip.

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👤︎ u/markymark96mm
📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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