My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.

It wasnโ€™t my first choice, but Iโ€™m okay with it.

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A sandwich is a compromise

Meat in the middle

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When you're unsure whether to open a store or a studio, so you compromise and open a
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I wanted to see a fortune teller but my wife didnโ€™t want to because theyโ€™re always so depressed. So we compromised and found...

A happy medium

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โ€œJudge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!โ€

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!

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What do you call a quad amputee floating in the ocean?

Bob...

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My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card

She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.

She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.

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There was once a baker who was secretly dating two women.

Their names were Edith and Kate. And neither one knew of the other.

The baker loved them both, but couldn't decide on who to remain loyal to.

When the women found out about their shared man, rather than fight, they decided to compromise.

The baker was thrilled because he finally could have his Kate and Edith too.

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If you can be bought...

If you can be induced to compromise your principles for money, that makes you a horrible person.

^^^([whoreable])

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My colleagues at work gave me the nickname โ€œMr. Compromiseโ€.

It wasnโ€™t my first choice, but Iโ€™m ok with it.

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My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.

It wasnโ€™t my first choice, but Iโ€™m okay with it.

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My colleagues at work have given me the nickname โ€œMr. Compromise.โ€

Itโ€™s not my first choice, but Iโ€™m ok with it.

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At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is โ€˜Mr. Compromiseโ€.

It isnโ€™t my first choice, but I can live with it.

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At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname "Mr. Compromise."

It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with it.

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