It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it.
They don't have any hills to die on.
Meat in the middle
A happy medium
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.
She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.
Bob...
Their names were Edith and Kate. And neither one knew of the other.
The baker loved them both, but couldn't decide on who to remain loyal to.
When the women found out about their shared man, rather than fight, they decided to compromise.
The baker was thrilled because he finally could have his Kate and Edith too.
If you can be induced to compromise your principles for money, that makes you a horrible person.
^^^([whoreable])
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.
It isn’t my first choice, but I can live with it.
It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with it.
