What do bees do when they have to use public transport?
Wait at the buzz stop.
What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?
Laurie Van Truk
What’s the best way to transport a giant foot?
toe truck
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
The Oscar.
What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How do drugsdealers transport there drugs?
They take the highway.
I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,
But that's just witchful thinking.
I asked my friend for some exercises I could do while commuting on public transport.
My friend asked me what I was train...ing for
Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..
Earlier today a prison transport collided with a cementtruck
The police is now on the look-out for five hardened criminals
What do you call 5 cents in a water transport mechanism?
Pump-a-Nickel
What did Hannibal use to transport his army's equipment across the alps?
The elephant of supplies.
What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?
They're both Hippocrates.
Busy transport really brings people together.
Do you transport Chiquita products?
cause you're driving me bananas.
How do ants transport injured workers?
In an ambul-ants.
You know how they transport dead bears to their funerals?
In ursus.
Public transport / transit
If you want to be a dad, replace 'public' with 'pubic' in any verbal conversation.
- I'll just call him on a pubic telephone.
- I'm going to ride pubic transport to work today.
- I have a fear of pubic speaking.
What's a mathematician's favourite mode of transport?
A RhomBus!
